ahaaa

weh lame gile aku x post-a-shit,sebab aku malas,kadang2 rase x bebaloi pon menaip,abes tu watpe sebok nak ade blog2 ni? sebab manatang ni free la,lgpon ade gak aku post kadang2 luahan hati dan perasaan walopon korg x paham,kire aku ala-ala ramli sarip sebenarnye,haa...byk bende tersirat(yg ko sebok nak post mende tersirat watpe? jenohla org nk pikir plak maksudnye),argh diamlah skepticism,sukati akulah.(ko la diam,bodoh),eh die ni.

xpe2,biakan kesedaran aku bermain dalam ketidaksedaranku (bodohla ko ni),argh!
dalam tempoh seminggu due ni bykla jadi,tu pasal tibe2 aku rase mcm nk post plak (kecohla lu,senyap2 dahla),....

bz2 tu besela,sume bz kot,esaimenla,apela (apela???),diam2,aku tgah fokus nk berblog ni,apenameni,tp stendedla kan,bz2 pon...(xyah la nk goreng2,ko x pandai pon),ok2,skeps,ko betol kali ni.

dalam byk2 mende yg terjadi,aku discovered yg all stars are aligned,symptom2 yg wujud undeniable,nevertheless otak kecilku (aku la tu),ek eleh prasan plak,...otak kecil ku masih bertanye,betol kah? (sbab ko xtau kebenaran,ko make up die as wat u want to perceive),??? (eh mr optimism! welcome to the discussion!)

(as far as thinking goes,truth is what u perceive,not necessarily wat actually happens), (truth is just that and i say u should hold on to what u believe mr opt!), (self-made truth is by its term,SELF-MADE! will it be fair to hold on to something that is only yours to perceive?), fair? (it hasnt been much fair as i see it), (yes,fair,it is only right that u believe in something,having faith in it,u've got nothing to lose!), (ofcourse u do! just look at things!), things? (deep inside u dont really feel that lucky anymore right??,affective filter bullshit and all??), thats just a mere jargon, (hasnt it been proved well?),...jap2,weh ape korg ni gadoh plak kat sni,aku da peningla,have u both got to your points yet? i dont think so. (aku kene gadoh ngan mr skep ni,otherwise he'll turn u crazy), (and i'd say just the same oh saint optimism)

dah2,malas nak layan korg (sape soh ko tolis),diammmm!!! (sharing is a bliss),SHATAFAKAP I SAID!

woi

besar sgt ke lu weh?
seriously weh,
besar sgt ke lu???
fuck.

scope

aku tanye rumet aku,
"jgn tengok musuh pkai sniper scope kwn ko, gune ko pnye scope sendri"
rumet aku ckp,
"jgn pkai scope die ke...jgn soh die tgok kan..."

die paham,
korang?

benchmark, border.

world-famous benchmark,
the mexican border,
the alamo.

thrust, my red darling thrust,
take us there,
take us over,
take us home.

staring amusement

eff the big P word
eff the big R word
eff
eff
effitall

BILL SHUT!!!! (terlabik)

macam mane nk tutop ni
da melimpah limpah ni
da x mcm org dah ni
ish
bencila
F btol la
slalu sgt jadinye

nk tutop xleh!
nk alas ke, cover ke
sume xleh!
sakit dowh.
BS

deym u roaches

[aku baru teringat nk cite]
aku lapa
g beli McD
nk mkn dpan tv kat umah
dah seting2 baek punya
tibe2 kaki aku rase mcm ade bende lalu (keadaan bersila)
aku angkat kaki tengok
xde ape plak
bile aku pandang balik kat bigmac aku
tu dia...
seekor lipas jahat bersedia nk merampas beger dari aku
aku melompat (kini dalam keadaan kekuda)
die da nk dekat ngan beger aku ni (mase ni sesuai lagu CHING CHING CHING!!)
aku xtau nk wat ape
aku jerit2 je
"woi woi woi"
tapi lipas tu x paham
last2 die da nek kat kotak beger aku tuh!
aku terlalu lapar untuk biarkan lipas tu menang
aku buat mende yg aku x sangke aku bleh buat selama ini
aku...aku jentik lipas tuh!! (kurang cube bayangkan muke dan reaksi badan aku time tu)
...(dengan suare sekali)
lipas tu terpelanting ke dinding
bau die da nek dah
aku lari masok blik mak aku
aku jerit
"mama lipas jahat!!!" (weh mane de cmtu la!! igt aku pondan ke?)
aku amek shiltok la kat blik die

tapi lipas tu da ilang
aku try carik x jumpe
aku tarik meal aku jauh2
makan........

sejak bile lipas semakin berani weh...
sejak bile...

laman inspirasiku

aku selalu nk msok jamban je
mesti ade idea nk ltak entri baru
ish
pastu bile dpn pc
mesti lupe
gampang btol la

...

kenape jamban??

ko ingat ko sorg je ade kete kat alam semesta ciptaan tuhan nih?!!

"oi"
"oi,watpe sni?"
"xde pe,saje bjalan,hehe"
"sehat?"
"alhamdulillah"
"bagus2,nk tumpang balik skali?"
"xpela,kitorg pon drive dtg sni..."
"owh,ok..." (bodoh! napela x tanye dlu dtg nek ape....ko igt ko sorg je bwk kete,ish,baghal!!!)

Captain Obvious

dalam mart
tengah pilih air
electric went out
one mat saleh guy (tengah pilih air gak) asked
"is it closing?"
or
"is it closed?"
sumshit like that
aku jawab

dengan macho

"no,the electric went out"

YES!!!
THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!!

kingkong

waste the whole afternoon with dreams
so in the evening you'd find out
that you're

just. average

the ship sails away

this ship was built for lifting,a cargo
it carries so many things as it sails through time
sometimes it picks up things,then drops it somewhere
sometimes it picks up things,carries it up the rest of its life

this ship was meant for speed,a speeder
it goes really fast as it sails through time
sometimes it cuts waves apart,then sails ahead smoothly
sometimes it cuts waves apart,but never gets over the cut it made

this ship is all we have,ours
when there is no one around,its beating sounds aloud
the only thing we hear,the only thing we hang on to
as we sail through our time.

this ship was raised for love,a lover
it gives us the feelings we need to feel as we sail through time
sometimes we feel,and we drop feelings somewhere
sometimes we feel,and we never get over how it felt like.

W.T.F?

what the fuck is so complicated?
even the stars go fade
but they never complain
so tell me now
what the fuck is so friggin' complicated?

being on this world is
nothing
being in this world is
everything

everyone fights for the world that they know so much
the world the way they want it to be
so much to go from here
so much to learn from there

so tell me again
what the fuck is so complicated?

*none is supposed to understand this.
what the fuck right?
it's complicated

damn.

R.A.G.E

Marah ni!!

Suke driving tak? Suke jalan2 kat highway? Haa…ni ade bende sket nak crap about ni, some things that really piss me off.

Situasinye, ko tengah bawak around 90kmh time tu, ko kat left lane on a two-lane road, then coming ahead of u, sebuah lorry yang panjang, its running around 70-80kmh pasal beratla kot.

Ok, pastu you’re about to overtake that big innocent thing ahead of you, doing it-you are now on the right lane. Ok, overtaking it takes a little time kan? Pasal you’re not going that fast and the speed difference not that big. So ko pon tengah yakin mengovertake that lorry, side by side now.

All the sudden, along came sebijik kete yang mewah, yang laju, time tu die runs about 120kmh. So dari jauh die highbeam ko macam die tengah cakap “move you snail, I wanna go fast”.

Ok, ko paham, but still, ko kat sebelah lorry tadi ni, x done overtake lagi. So, sampaila kete mewah laju dan ala2 hebat tu kat bontot kau (memang habit kete laju suke cium bontot kete lain). Sambil die hidu2 cium2 bontot ko, die highbeam2 lagi, die dok cakap “move madafaka, move!!” thing is, ko masih lagi kat sebelah lori tu, what the fuck is the madafaka expecting??

Die bagi ko options plak, option 1= tekan minyak, nak bagi laju la, tp nak expect ape, kete ko dah tue, 1.3 je pon, so makan mase la nak accelerate pon. Option 2 lagi best, die cakap camni “why don’t you just move towards the lorry, and give me way, and collide with the lorry, and die??” (a little frown and smile with that, sambil highbeaming some more)

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!???? Seriously man, WHAT THE FUCK!!!??

Abang wat

Tau tak sape abang wat ni?knal tak? tak knal? btul? adoyai.
Cube usik2 pipi ko tu.ade something tak. Rasa tak ketul2, bijik2..
Kalo picit mesti kuar nasik tak pun air jagung.Yeah
Haaa itulah abang wat kalo ko nak tau.

Ini gambar abg wat mase nak graduate.

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Ni la rupa beliau.Comel kan?Hakhak

Ekceli,
aku takde modal pe pun nak cite pasal abg wat ni. Nak kasi korang tau pebenda abg wat ni.
Hehe

pukul 3 pagi...

dalam banyak2 bende yang boleh kali pertama diblogkan...aku nak cite pasal unsur2 kebungaan yang patut sesorang itu ade dalam menjalankan watak sebagai seorang boyfriend.

so, guys, ape itu unsur kebungaan yang aku maksudkan itu...kalo ikot pengalaman aku tengok blog sorang mamat ni, wah...bunga...bak taman bunga sungguh hatinya itu, begitu murni skali saya rasa...wangi! semuanye indah belake...macam dalam cite spa q, sume cantek2...mak2 pon hot...so, guys, help me out, u get the picture rrright???

so, guys...lagi...apekah kepentingan unsur kebungaan ini dalam memainkan peranan sebagai seorang boipren itu...? telah terbuktikah bahawa, dengan adanya unsur tersebut, maka sesuatu hubungan tersebut menjadi indah dan cantek macam watak mak2 kat dalam spa q...lagi...atau? sesuatu hubungan itu mampu berbunga dengan sendirinya tanpa mane2 pihak yang menjadi agen pendebungaan?

so, guys...ey brape banyak kali guys daa...so, korang try reflect on this shit, see if u guys empunya such kebungaan dalam perhubungan. :-)