laman inspirasiku

aku selalu nk msok jamban je
mesti ade idea nk ltak entri baru
ish
pastu bile dpn pc
mesti lupe
gampang btol la

...

kenape jamban??

ko ingat ko sorg je ade kete kat alam semesta ciptaan tuhan nih?!!

"oi"
"oi,watpe sni?"
"xde pe,saje bjalan,hehe"
"sehat?"
"alhamdulillah"
"bagus2,nk tumpang balik skali?"
"xpela,kitorg pon drive dtg sni..."
"owh,ok..." (bodoh! napela x tanye dlu dtg nek ape....ko igt ko sorg je bwk kete,ish,baghal!!!)

Captain Obvious

dalam mart
tengah pilih air
electric went out
one mat saleh guy (tengah pilih air gak) asked
"is it closing?"
or
"is it closed?"
sumshit like that
aku jawab

dengan macho

"no,the electric went out"

YES!!!
THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!!

kingkong

waste the whole afternoon with dreams
so in the evening you'd find out
that you're

just. average

the ship sails away

this ship was built for lifting,a cargo
it carries so many things as it sails through time
sometimes it picks up things,then drops it somewhere
sometimes it picks up things,carries it up the rest of its life

this ship was meant for speed,a speeder
it goes really fast as it sails through time
sometimes it cuts waves apart,then sails ahead smoothly
sometimes it cuts waves apart,but never gets over the cut it made

this ship is all we have,ours
when there is no one around,its beating sounds aloud
the only thing we hear,the only thing we hang on to
as we sail through our time.

this ship was raised for love,a lover
it gives us the feelings we need to feel as we sail through time
sometimes we feel,and we drop feelings somewhere
sometimes we feel,and we never get over how it felt like.

W.T.F?

what the fuck is so complicated?
even the stars go fade
but they never complain
so tell me now
what the fuck is so friggin' complicated?

being on this world is
nothing
being in this world is
everything

everyone fights for the world that they know so much
the world the way they want it to be
so much to go from here
so much to learn from there

so tell me again
what the fuck is so complicated?

*none is supposed to understand this.
what the fuck right?
it's complicated

damn.

R.A.G.E

Marah ni!!

Suke driving tak? Suke jalan2 kat highway? Haa…ni ade bende sket nak crap about ni, some things that really piss me off.

Situasinye, ko tengah bawak around 90kmh time tu, ko kat left lane on a two-lane road, then coming ahead of u, sebuah lorry yang panjang, its running around 70-80kmh pasal beratla kot.

Ok, pastu you’re about to overtake that big innocent thing ahead of you, doing it-you are now on the right lane. Ok, overtaking it takes a little time kan? Pasal you’re not going that fast and the speed difference not that big. So ko pon tengah yakin mengovertake that lorry, side by side now.

All the sudden, along came sebijik kete yang mewah, yang laju, time tu die runs about 120kmh. So dari jauh die highbeam ko macam die tengah cakap “move you snail, I wanna go fast”.

Ok, ko paham, but still, ko kat sebelah lorry tadi ni, x done overtake lagi. So, sampaila kete mewah laju dan ala2 hebat tu kat bontot kau (memang habit kete laju suke cium bontot kete lain). Sambil die hidu2 cium2 bontot ko, die highbeam2 lagi, die dok cakap “move madafaka, move!!” thing is, ko masih lagi kat sebelah lori tu, what the fuck is the madafaka expecting??

Die bagi ko options plak, option 1= tekan minyak, nak bagi laju la, tp nak expect ape, kete ko dah tue, 1.3 je pon, so makan mase la nak accelerate pon. Option 2 lagi best, die cakap camni “why don’t you just move towards the lorry, and give me way, and collide with the lorry, and die??” (a little frown and smile with that, sambil highbeaming some more)

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!???? Seriously man, WHAT THE FUCK!!!??