R.A.G.E

Marah ni!!

Suke driving tak? Suke jalan2 kat highway? Haa…ni ade bende sket nak crap about ni, some things that really piss me off.

Situasinye, ko tengah bawak around 90kmh time tu, ko kat left lane on a two-lane road, then coming ahead of u, sebuah lorry yang panjang, its running around 70-80kmh pasal beratla kot.

Ok, pastu you’re about to overtake that big innocent thing ahead of you, doing it-you are now on the right lane. Ok, overtaking it takes a little time kan? Pasal you’re not going that fast and the speed difference not that big. So ko pon tengah yakin mengovertake that lorry, side by side now.

All the sudden, along came sebijik kete yang mewah, yang laju, time tu die runs about 120kmh. So dari jauh die highbeam ko macam die tengah cakap “move you snail, I wanna go fast”.

Ok, ko paham, but still, ko kat sebelah lorry tadi ni, x done overtake lagi. So, sampaila kete mewah laju dan ala2 hebat tu kat bontot kau (memang habit kete laju suke cium bontot kete lain). Sambil die hidu2 cium2 bontot ko, die highbeam2 lagi, die dok cakap “move madafaka, move!!” thing is, ko masih lagi kat sebelah lori tu, what the fuck is the madafaka expecting??

Die bagi ko options plak, option 1= tekan minyak, nak bagi laju la, tp nak expect ape, kete ko dah tue, 1.3 je pon, so makan mase la nak accelerate pon. Option 2 lagi best, die cakap camni “why don’t you just move towards the lorry, and give me way, and collide with the lorry, and die??” (a little frown and smile with that, sambil highbeaming some more)

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!???? Seriously man, WHAT THE FUCK!!!??