BILL SHUT!!!! (terlabik)

macam mane nk tutop ni
da melimpah limpah ni
da x mcm org dah ni
ish
bencila
F btol la
slalu sgt jadinye

nk tutop xleh!
nk alas ke, cover ke
sume xleh!
sakit dowh.
BS

deym u roaches

[aku baru teringat nk cite]
aku lapa
g beli McD
nk mkn dpan tv kat umah
dah seting2 baek punya
tibe2 kaki aku rase mcm ade bende lalu (keadaan bersila)
aku angkat kaki tengok
xde ape plak
bile aku pandang balik kat bigmac aku
tu dia...
seekor lipas jahat bersedia nk merampas beger dari aku
aku melompat (kini dalam keadaan kekuda)
die da nk dekat ngan beger aku ni (mase ni sesuai lagu CHING CHING CHING!!)
aku xtau nk wat ape
aku jerit2 je
"woi woi woi"
tapi lipas tu x paham
last2 die da nek kat kotak beger aku tuh!
aku terlalu lapar untuk biarkan lipas tu menang
aku buat mende yg aku x sangke aku bleh buat selama ini
aku...aku jentik lipas tuh!! (kurang cube bayangkan muke dan reaksi badan aku time tu)
...(dengan suare sekali)
lipas tu terpelanting ke dinding
bau die da nek dah
aku lari masok blik mak aku
aku jerit
"mama lipas jahat!!!" (weh mane de cmtu la!! igt aku pondan ke?)
aku amek shiltok la kat blik die

tapi lipas tu da ilang
aku try carik x jumpe
aku tarik meal aku jauh2
makan........

sejak bile lipas semakin berani weh...
sejak bile...

laman inspirasiku

aku selalu nk msok jamban je
mesti ade idea nk ltak entri baru
ish
pastu bile dpn pc
mesti lupe
gampang btol la

...

kenape jamban??

ko ingat ko sorg je ade kete kat alam semesta ciptaan tuhan nih?!!

"oi"
"oi,watpe sni?"
"xde pe,saje bjalan,hehe"
"sehat?"
"alhamdulillah"
"bagus2,nk tumpang balik skali?"
"xpela,kitorg pon drive dtg sni..."
"owh,ok..." (bodoh! napela x tanye dlu dtg nek ape....ko igt ko sorg je bwk kete,ish,baghal!!!)

Captain Obvious

dalam mart
tengah pilih air
electric went out
one mat saleh guy (tengah pilih air gak) asked
"is it closing?"
or
"is it closed?"
sumshit like that
aku jawab

dengan macho

"no,the electric went out"

YES!!!
THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!!

kingkong

waste the whole afternoon with dreams
so in the evening you'd find out
that you're

just. average

the ship sails away

this ship was built for lifting,a cargo
it carries so many things as it sails through time
sometimes it picks up things,then drops it somewhere
sometimes it picks up things,carries it up the rest of its life

this ship was meant for speed,a speeder
it goes really fast as it sails through time
sometimes it cuts waves apart,then sails ahead smoothly
sometimes it cuts waves apart,but never gets over the cut it made

this ship is all we have,ours
when there is no one around,its beating sounds aloud
the only thing we hear,the only thing we hang on to
as we sail through our time.

this ship was raised for love,a lover
it gives us the feelings we need to feel as we sail through time
sometimes we feel,and we drop feelings somewhere
sometimes we feel,and we never get over how it felt like.